Date Me by Jillian Dodd

Author:Jillian Dodd [Dodd, Jillian]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: Bandit Publishing
Published: 2013-04-08T16:00:00+00:00

A blowout.

3:30pm

The parade is a blast. We perform a dance routine at four different spots on the route, but mostly I just ride on the float and throw bubblegum and Blow Pops into the crowd.

Our float’s theme is Homecoming: It’s Gonna Be A Blowout.

Get it? Bubblegum. Blowout. Beating the other team.

Of course, as the dance team suspected, the guys all loved this year’s theme and are hoping to get more than bubble gum if they win.

Peyton tried to tell the alumni dancers that she didn’t think it was a good theme, but they loved it and wouldn’t listen.

They loved the play on words between the blow and the bubblegum.

When Peyton said, But a blowout? The alumni in charge said, Yes, dear, we’re a well-educated bunch. Everyone will know that we are referring to beating the other team badly, not getting our hair done.

So I’m thinking maybe when you get old and you hear the word blow, you don’t automatically think blowjob anymore?

I’m not sure.

But I do know that Shark has been having a field day. There have been numerous bets placed between girls and boys based on the game’s score that have nothing to do with money changing hands.

After the parade, he walks up to me and comments on the sucker in my mouth. “There is just something so sexy about a girl licking a lollipop.”

“Oh, it’s not just a lollipop. It’s a Blow Pop. Imagine how exciting it will be when I get to the surprise inside.”

Shark snickers. “Were you not just dying laughing the entire time? I followed your float down the whole parade route just to watch the old guys drool.” He hands me his ever-present flask.

“You’re drinking already?”

“The parents have just arrived and I’m beyond horny. What do you think?”

“Dawson’s parents about walked in on us in his dorm room today.”

“My parents did walk in on me and Shelley today, although we were just kissing. I’m not sure if they were proud or pissed. Hard to tell. Mom’s had so much plastic surgery she has a permanent smile.”

“So how are the odds looking for Queen?”

“The odds are in Peyton’s favor. Does Whitney know that you’ve been chatting up the Freshmen?”

“I hope not. She’d really hate me. I’m not doing it to be mean; you know that right?”

“I know that,” he says as he hands be back the flask. “Here, have another drink.”

My cell phone rings. “It’s Dawson,” I tell Shark.

“Hey, Dawes.”

“Come meet me in Riley’s room. The Johnson boys are wishing Riley luck before the JV game, and my little brother, Braxton, wants to meet you.”

I tell Shark I have to go.

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